-Miss Lovely, in her patented Little Girly Voice
The typical question i get asked, including today:
Why do you care? She's not your girlfriend, it's not your kid (99% sure), it's not your problem...
Should I let her die?
Should I let her go to jail?
Should I let her lose her baby?
Should I let her be robbed by dope dealers?
Should I let her be raped, robbed or murdered by customers?
Should I let her be raped, robbed or murdered by rehab counselors?
Should I let her be locked in a loonybin?
Should I let her be drugged and addicted to meds in a loonybin?
Should I let her lose her mind, body and soul?
WTF is wrong with people?
Don't they love their daughters, girlfriends, wives, mothers?
The question they really wanna ask:
I cant say, "Because I love her...as a friend."
So I say "I'm just a good Samaritan. A part-time employer with a better-than-average medical plan. A journalist investigating cures for addiction. Besides I needed an excuse to clean my apartment lol."
I'm really just a Good Guy tryin not to finish last. And have a good time tryin.
Besides, she was REALLY REALLY REALLY nice to me, many many times fookin 'ell!!!!!!!!
But I can't tell her daddy that or he'll kill me lol.