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There's a dead hooker in my bed

"I've overdosed several times and nearly died. One overdose was at a client's house. He told me later he would've left me for dead, rather than call for help."
-Miss Lovely

While hilarity ensues with such a Hollywood script, it's far less entertaining when it's really your own bed, FOR REAL.

No answer from my texts to Miss Lovely, my sugarbaby UTR escort stripper, home alone in my apartment. That's odd since she's usually quite hungry for a handout.

Sure she needs to sleep, but 18 hours is about 15 more than she usually gets.

She had a pretty severe hunger for pills just a couple of days ago. Worst I'd seen so far, worrying about losing her home, again.

Yeah, I've had a few friends and associates off themselves, accidentally or on purpose. Not fun.

Can I wait and ride it out?

Or do I need to perform CPR and call a paramedic? Perform an emergency c-section with a pocket knife? What is my legal liability? What would the headlies say?

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I'd like to claim my first concern was for her welfare. But I was much more concerned that my house was stripped bare and distributed to the local pawns. She did warn me her "friend" kept doing that to her sucker, er, man defrauding him of thousands of dollars...the rich sucker/man my hooker friend was living with two days ago, before he kicked her out.

I decided to make the long drive back and check on my shit at 3am. Risk management / stress management.

What would I find?

1. A dead hooker with dead baby?
2. An EMPTY house?
3. An angry pimp(s) in my bed?
4. A house party of naked strippers?
5. Etc?

Best case scenario, she's not home and everything is locked up tight. I did warn her she'd go stir crazy if she didn't get out of the house as much as possible.

Perhaps she's out turning tricks in her fleabag notel, and/or with her drug-dealing BF suitcase pimp (saying "I love you" while injecting gets him free sex apparently, when he's not too stoned to get it up)?

Can you even file criminal charges for theft against your own hooker, without going to jail yourself?

I arrive at 4:30am. Lights are on... Door is locked -- good! Walk in, radio on, turn on hall light and announce daddys home.

All my shit is AOK woohoo! Checked the fridge, all her food is there. Rasberries too.

Walk in the bathroom -- messy! No surprise there.

Walk in the bedroom -- she 'found' my porn stash, which she spread on the messy bed (just girls I know personally and professionally). She does love a hot naked woman, in her bed, with or without money involved (daddy issues -- so this is what daddy likes? or that her mom is a smokin hot ho?). I did tell her to use a vibrator or two if she got lonely or bored. Even showed her where the porn was.

Checked the closet -- her overnight bag was gone. Checked the drawers -- "her" fav vibrator was gone! For use on her, or her GFs??? BF can't get her off, too cheap to buy his own?

So, this is what it was like for her previous "landlords"?! Worry and mess! She said at least one sloppy beerbelly got no service. Gotta pay to play even with free rent. No wonder they moved their ex's back in and booted her out ASAP.

That's OK by me since that's exactly what I signed up for. I've just got to learn how far I can trust her. Her BF pimp said she'll respect my stuff and not steal it (apparently vibrators not included -- probably pisses somebody off I give her more Os than anyone else). She said she won't invite friends or incalls. It's more like having a wild teen daughter staying out all night. No stress there! lol

As a friendly Penthouse Pet and Playboy Bunny told me while laying naked on her bed (now displayed in pages on mine), the key to such an open relationship is, "I don't give a shit what (he) does." Of course she just got diagnosed with a massive stomach ulcer.

Cleaned up, lights out, locked up, drove away 5 minutes later, 2 hour drive to destination. Turned off phone and went to bed at 6 am.

Got a text sent 4 hours later. No OD(!!!), no explanation, no idea where she is. Get used to it!

And I just want my vibrating egg back lol. Hey, perhaps it reduces her need for speed? I'm suing my college, so I guess I'll figure it out. She's still locked out of her former living arrangements, and hasn't got all her clothes back. Deja vu all over again!

My goal is to reduce her stress, and mine, during this temporary living arrangement. Is that humanly possible? My sugargirl is diagnosed with Anxiety Disorder, hence the self-medication -- will she try the vitamin cure after the baby (Vitamin B3 is a more scary rush than any drug)? I've got a couple of "normal" friends who tried this lifestyle, but now they refuse to talk about it... Was it that horrifyin? Just focus on the money and jobs, the sex will sort itself out. Won't be boring, apparently.

Guess we'll make another porn vid next week. Her idea!

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