A conversation with two young strippers:
W&H: So what do your parents think about your job?
Stripper 1: They're not happy about it. They paid for my sister to go to college, but cut me off. So I'm not talking to them.
W&H: I'm sure they still love you.
Stripper 1, watching a former college cheerleader take it all off: Do you have a favorite girl?
W&H: Not really. All strippers are beautiful.
Stripper 1: Hmmm.
W&H: I miss the old rules with topless only, with hands-on contact. Now I feel like a gynocologist, except I don't get paid.
Stripper 1: Ha.
W&H: So tell me the truth, do you ever get horny while dancing?
Stripper 1: Sure, of course. The girls are really hot, and naked...
W&H: I mean, with guys?
Stripper 2: No, that's just gross.
WAH: Do you think stripping make girls bi or lesbian?
Stripper 1: Heck yeah!
Stripper 2: Working here has that effect.
W&H: Do you see many hookers working as strippers?
Stripper 1: No! Ewe.
Stripper 2: I've seen a few girls degrade themselves like that at other clubs, but not here.
W&H: What do you think of hookers?
Stripper 2: Those girls are stupid!
Stripper 1: Having sex with men, when you don't love them? That's disgusting!
W&H: What do you think of customers in strip clubs?
Stripper 1: The ones who think they can find a girlfriend here are nuts.
Stripper 2: The smart ones just use us for live porn then go home for sex.
W&H: That's my plan. That's the only sane way to enjoy a strip club.
Stripper 1: Yeah, that's probably a good idea.
W&H: I do enjoy stripping for ladies I don't know. Even when I have to pay them.
Stripper 1: Oh!
Stripper 2 goes on stage as I get a tableside dance from Stripper 1.
Naked Stripper 2: Why are you leaving?
W&H: I'm out of money, and I still have to pay for sex.
Naked Stripper 2, spreading her legs wide over her head and bouncing her 8-inch heels off the floor: But you have $4 dollars left!
I tip her three dollars. Thank you for your time.
I wonder why I was the only customer in there?
And then there were none...
The sensual shower and sensual massage were much more, uh, stimulating...
Note to self: Remember to put dollar bill back in wallet.